Batman kisses Wonder-Woman

Come home to my favorite town in Europe on Thursday night and have to rush because I am late for a free talk from Cajun and Tenmagnet, props to SmoothDoc for organizing it! The talk is short (1.5h) and touches upon many topics, ok overall, especially since it is free, but a going in depth on one topic for 1.5h would have made it even better.

Pumped up, Wildcouger and me decide to hit a new sweet-spot in town and it is awesome, lots of hot girls. After checking the place out and talking to an old friend who I haven’t seen for a while, I see a group of three hot girls basically gaming guys for drinks and attention. The hottest girl in the group, is killing it, pushes out her nice tits, games the guy, pushes him away and the next one already waits in line. Somehow, there is this competitive feeling in my I just want to beat her game with mine, unhealthy thought, I know but definitely a fun interaction in the end, here it is:

Satisfaction: You girls are sisters! (going in, hard, through the guys and very close to the girls, clawing the two hot blonds)
Hottest One: Hihihihi, yes we are! And you?!
Satisfaction: Yeah you’re like the cute killer sisters on a man murder streak.
Hottest One: Ohh, you’re sweet (touching my cheek)
Satisfaction: (removing her hand, but holding on to it) I’ll charge you five euros every time you do that….(she looks astonished but amuse)…touching my ass is 10 by the way…(more astonished and amused look, starts smiling)…since you’re Dutch you’re probably into discounts..I’ll give you 20% (she bursts out in laughter, I pull her in hard)
Hottest One: (who I have all to myself right now as we’re both trying to order drinks) So, where are you from?
Satisfaction: Oh, shit, I never make many friends with my nationality, ok who cares, I (pause) am (pause) German (big smile, clawing her and pulling her in hard)
Hottest One: No you’re not! Can’t be!
Satisfaction: Yes I am (hand her my ID)
Hottest One: (turns her friend around towards us) check this out…blabla
Satisfaction: Hey! We’re up here girls ( point to my eyes), so what’s your name?
Hottest One: It is a secret…hihihi
Satisfaction: Ok, I’ll call you Wonder-Woman. Do you think I am more of a Batman or a Spiderman? (and another hard claw-pull in with intense eye contact)
Wonder-Woman: Definitely Batman, definitely!
Batman: Ok, Wonder-Woman, I gotta go chill with my friends for a bit but I’ll see you later we might have to save the world together and kick that fag Robin out of the Batmobile so that we can make out like crazy in there. (big smile), you know what I like about the Dutch? You always give three kisses (pull her in)
Wonder-Woman: (Gives me a big kiss on the cheek) That’s all you get for now, I am hard to get!
Batman: Congratulations (pull her in very close, and whisper in her ear) I am hard (pull her in against my dick)…see you a bit, Wonder-Woman (slightly stunned but regains her fun party-mood within a couple of seconds)

I go back to Wildcouger and he laughingly asks me what the fuck I am doing, I tell him that I am in a game competition mood and that it’s all good fun. Tell him how the interaction went down so far and he’s laughing, he tells me about the girl he talked to who is really cute as well. I say go for it to which he replies “hahaha, already had her before”. Good story.

I decide to hit up Wonder-Woman again, who is surrounded by two guys. I go through the guys, claw her and pull her in.

Batman: So, how are you doing Wonder-Woman, having fun playing with all these boys?
Wonder-Woman: (laughing) yeah it is fun, definitely.
Batman: So what does your none Wonder-Woman alter ego do?
Wonder-Woman: I study law and I work in suit store X
Batman: Miss having a soul sometimes?
Wonder-Woman: (hahaha) so what do you do?
Batman: Management consultant, studied business.
Wonder-Woman: Ha, not much of a soul either (smile) you should come by the store and buy a tie sometime though.
Batman: Shit I gotta go already, was really nice hanging out with you Wonder-Woman.
Wonder-Woman: Same here, hope to see you again soon, here, or in the store (smile) I am going to fly to you tonight, Batman!
Batman: I thought Wonder-Woman can’t fly, think she is actually a hot blond Dutch girl and rides a bike! (pull her in again, we give each other three kisses, have intense eye contact and kiss each other on the mouth for a couple of seconds) see you soon sweety!

This was actually a strange interaction, I just wanted to compete with her but thinking back, the girl was quite cool. Maybe I’ll see her again, with hopefully more time at hand, so I can get a solid phone number from her…if not there were a couple more hot girls this weekend, check my other reports.

Satisfaction